Almost every memecoin fails. I publish mine either way.
I launch memecoins and publish the numbers. Including the ones that die.
4 launches of my own, every one of them dead, all of them written up with the numbers left in. If you launch often enough that the base rate matters more than the story, you can hire the same checks before you spend anything.
Which venue is alive?
A basket of established tokens on each venue, read straight off its own chain every twenty minutes, both over the same window. A launchpad has no reason to tell you its venue has emptied.
bags 10 of 10 tokens at zero transfers
pump.fun 5 of 7 tokens trading
Read · every reading, both venues →
Every launch, including the dead ones
Live and dead. Prepped work is not listed until it launches — a ticker is the only thing you own before you fire, and publishing it early hands it to whoever reads first.
- $PENDINGthe order went through. it's just pending. it's been pending a while.dead
Dead on arrival. One trade in its life — the dev buy. $15.00 of volume, $0.15 in fees, two holders. Launched about three hours after $GREYEDOUT with a better-scoring mark and a cleaner gate result, and took nothing, because by then the bot that made $GREYEDOUT's numbers had left the venue entirely. Sold the $15 dev buy back for 0.0059 ETH. Net -$12.63. It is the control in the experiment: same desk, same venue, same method, three hours apart. The variable was not the coin.
bagsfees $0.15volume $15net −$12.63
- $GREYEDOUTthe button is still there. you just can't press it.dead
Dead in about four hours. $17.14K of volume across 159 trades, but almost all of it one address round-tripping at a deliberate loss — bought 24.82M for 0.0990 ETH and sold the same 24.82M for 0.0673 ETH, repeatedly. Wash trading to farm rewards, not demand. The bonding curve ran 36% -> 23% -> 21% -> 2% as that address withdrew its ETH again. Six holders at the end. Dev buys: four, 0.0238 ETH total, three of them after launch and against the plan; sold back for 0.0125 ETH, a $28 loss on the position. Creator fees: $171.36. Net +$130.97. The coin failed and the launch made money, which is the only interesting thing here.
bagsfees $171.36volume $17,140net +$130.97
- $ROGUEBOATeurope's first orbital launch was delayed by a boat. the boat won.dead
Dead on arrival. 2 holders. Launched 23:12 UTC on 5 Sep; 13 hours later the chart reads $2,887 market cap, $0 liquidity, and 1 buy against 1 sell in 24 hours — zero trades in the last 6. The name was the fix for $LIFTOFF's problem and it worked: zero ticker collisions, zero snipers. It changed nothing. Both coins died of the same thing, which was never the name. It was having nobody to tell.
pump.funfees $0.27
- $LIFTOFFfirst private european rocket in orbit. we are not there yet either.dead
Dead in 10 minutes. 4 holders, $473 volume, 11 buys and 9 sells — the opening buys were snipers and they exited. Peaked at $3.36K, reached 4% of the bonding curve, needed $8,855 more to graduate. I exited my own $51 dev buy at breakeven. Net result: $1.26 in creator fees.
pump.funfees $1.26
0 live · 4 dead · 4 total. Outcomes are written when a launch is over and are not edited afterwards. Where a figure was never recorded it is marked unrecorded rather than estimated.
What else is on here
Everything below regenerates on a schedule. None of it is typed in by hand.
- Venue liveness
Which venue is actually trading, sampled every 20 minutes from the chain.
- Ticker graveyard
How many dead coins already carry a name. 25 checked.
- The real odds
Two graduation figures that do not reconcile, and why this page will not pick one.
- Launch economics
Fees against cost, every launch, including the losses.
- What bots require
The filters automated buyers apply before they will touch a launch.
Venue last sampled . Ticker graveyard checked .