Attrition Desk

@attritiondesk

Almost every memecoin fails. I publish mine either way.

I launch memecoins and publish the numbers. Including the ones that die. Launches are attached to attention that already exists, cost a few dollars when they die, and are killed inside the hour when the numbers say so.

The odds I am playing

One launchpad, 32 days, every token it produced. Bars are drawn to true linear scale — the last one is a hairline because it is one.

tokens launched

207,893

traded even once

165,446

found five buyers

80,317

did $10,000 of volume

17,122

graduated

3,228

creators cleared $10,000

Source: Bitquery, PONS launchpad, 3 Aug – 3 Sep 2026.
Median creator earned $15.73. 66.8% of the 314,736 wallets that traded finished down.

How every launch here works

The last four are structural — the launchpad factory enforces them and I could not break them if I wanted to. The first two are choices, and choices can be broken, so the numbers behind them are published below rather than asserted here.

Dev buys disclosedI do buy my own launches, small and from one wallet, and the amount is in the launch post and on the coin’s page here. $GREYEDOUT’s went badly and says so.

Never bundledOne wallet, never several. Multi-wallet buys are the strongest scam signature on-chain and every explorer draws them.

No allocationNo team wallet, no reserve, no vesting. The launchpad mints a fixed supply straight into the curve.

Liquidity lockedLocked by the launchpad at launch. I cannot pull it. Neither can anyone else.

Nothing promisedNo roadmap, no yield, no staking, no partnerships. A memecoin is not a business.

The failures stay upEvery dead launch keeps its page and its numbers. That is the only version of this claim that costs anything.

The record

Live and dead. Prepped work is not listed until it launches.

$PENDING the order went through. it's just pending. it's been pending a while. dead
Dead on arrival. One trade in its life — the dev buy. $15.00 of volume, $0.15 in fees, two holders. Launched about three hours after $GREYEDOUT with a better-scoring mark and a cleaner gate result, and took nothing, because by then the bot that made $GREYEDOUT's numbers had left the venue entirely. Sold the $15 dev buy back for 0.0059 ETH. Net -$12.63. It is the control in the experiment: same desk, same venue, same method, three hours apart. The variable was not the coin.
$GREYEDOUT the button is still there. you just can't press it. dead
Dead in about four hours. $17.14K of volume across 159 trades, but almost all of it one address round-tripping at a deliberate loss — bought 24.82M for 0.0990 ETH and sold the same 24.82M for 0.0673 ETH, repeatedly. Wash trading to farm rewards, not demand. The bonding curve ran 36% -> 23% -> 21% -> 2% as that address withdrew its ETH again. Six holders at the end. Dev buys: four, 0.0238 ETH total, three of them after launch and against the plan; sold back for 0.0125 ETH, a $28 loss on the position. Creator fees: $171.36. Net +$130.97. The coin failed and the launch made money, which is the only interesting thing here.
$ROGUEBOAT europe's first orbital launch was delayed by a boat. the boat won. dead
Dead on arrival. 2 holders. Launched 23:12 UTC on 5 Sep; 13 hours later the chart reads $2,887 market cap, $0 liquidity, and 1 buy against 1 sell in 24 hours — zero trades in the last 6. The name was the fix for $LIFTOFF's problem and it worked: zero ticker collisions, zero snipers. It changed nothing. Both coins died of the same thing, which was never the name. It was having nobody to tell.
$LIFTOFF first private european rocket in orbit. we are not there yet either. dead
Dead in 10 minutes. 4 holders, $473 volume, 11 buys and 9 sells — the opening buys were snipers and they exited. Peaked at $3.36K, reached 4% of the bonding curve, needed $8,855 more to graduate. I exited my own $51 dev buy at breakeven. Net result: $1.26 in creator fees.

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