Attrition Desk

@attritiondesk

Almost every memecoin fails. I publish mine either way.

I launch memecoins and publish the numbers. Including the ones that die. Launches are attached to attention that already exists, cost a few dollars when they die, and are killed inside the hour when the numbers say so.

The odds I am playing

One launchpad, 32 days, every token it produced. Bars are drawn to true linear scale — the last one is a hairline because it is one.

tokens launched

207,893

traded even once

165,446

found five buyers

80,317

did $10,000 of volume

17,122

graduated

3,228

creators cleared $10,000

Source: Bitquery, PONS launchpad, 3 Aug – 3 Sep 2026.
Median creator earned $15.73. 66.8% of the 314,736 wallets that traded finished down.

How every launch here works

Not promises. Structural facts — none of these are choices I make at launch, they are what the launchpad factory does.

No dev buyI do not buy my own launch. Nothing to dump, nothing to disclose.

No allocationNo team wallet, no reserve, no vesting. The launchpad mints a fixed supply straight into the curve.

Liquidity lockedLocked by the launchpad at launch. I cannot pull it. Neither can anyone else.

No mint authorityRevoked at mint by the factory. The supply cannot change.

Nothing promisedNo roadmap, no yield, no staking, no partnerships. A memecoin is not a business.

The failures stay upEvery dead launch keeps its page and its numbers. That is the only version of this claim that costs anything.

The record

Live and dead. Prepped work is not listed until it launches.

$PENDING the order went through. it's just pending. it's been pending a while. live
$GREYEDOUT the button is still there. you just can't press it. live
Live, and fading. Three readings taken minutes apart: bonding progress 36% -> 23% -> 21%, ETH raised 0.5192 -> 0.2980 -> 0.2649, price $0.0000058 -> $0.0000053 -> $0.0000045. Volume $16.56K across 149 trades, but flat between the last two readings (+$360), so the trading has stopped rather than slowed. Much of that volume was one address round-tripping at a deliberate loss — bought 24.82M for 0.0990 ETH and sold the same 24.82M for 0.0673 ETH, repeatedly — which is wash trading to farm rewards or trending, not demand. Creator fees earned $165.64, against $1.53 total from the two previous launches combined. Dev buys: four, totalling roughly 0.024 ETH, three of them after launch. Buying the chart was against the plan and did not hold it up.
$ROGUEBOAT europe's first orbital launch was delayed by a boat. the boat won. dead
Dead on arrival. 2 holders. Launched 23:12 UTC on 5 Sep; 13 hours later the chart reads $2,887 market cap, $0 liquidity, and 1 buy against 1 sell in 24 hours — zero trades in the last 6. The name was the fix for $LIFTOFF's problem and it worked: zero ticker collisions, zero snipers. It changed nothing. Both coins died of the same thing, which was never the name. It was having nobody to tell.
$LIFTOFF first private european rocket in orbit. we are not there yet either. dead
Dead in 10 minutes. 4 holders, $473 volume, 11 buys and 9 sells — the opening buys were snipers and they exited. Peaked at $3.36K, reached 4% of the bonding curve, needed $8,855 more to graduate. I exited my own $51 dev buy at breakeven. Net result: $1.26 in creator fees.

2 live · 2 dead · 4 total